The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.