The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.