The Mystery Tweak Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.