The Invisible Route Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.