The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.