The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
91%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.