The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.