The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.