The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.