The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.