The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Sims runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.