The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.