The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.