The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.