The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.