The Invisible Route Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.