The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Sims on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.