The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sims drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.