The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.