The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.