The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.