The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.