The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.