The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sims tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.