The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.