The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sims tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.