The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
76%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sims drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.