The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.