The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.