The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.