The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sims drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.