The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sims is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.