The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.