The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- The broadcast shows Sims on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.