The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.