The Invisible Route Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.