The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.