The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.