The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.