The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.