The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Sims runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.