The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.