The Snap Count Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.