The Snap Count Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bills's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
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- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.