The Phantom Holding Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.