The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.