The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coleman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.