The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.