The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.