The Late Scratch Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Davis runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Davis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.